When was the last time you showed up for something and it was either WAY below expectations or it was closed? That scene in National Lampoon’s Summer Vacation comes to mind whenever I think about something like this… a cross country trip filled with all sorts of disasters and disasters avoided only to park in an empty parking lot (as you begin to think - “something isn’t right here”), the family begins to run toward the ticket gate with anticipation, only to find Wally the Moose standing in front of the gate with a giant “CLOSED” sign.
